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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 2 December 1996 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1156
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About annapanda143 : "Life's Not A Garden, Don't Be A Hoe."

annapanda143's page activity

Visits<b>Steve95401</b> - the 06/24/2016 at 1:16pm<b>TheFirstHipster</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 11:27am<b>seanyewest</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:19pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 1:29am<b>moiqbal</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 11:15pm<b>watchwhileusleep</b> - the 12/19/2015 at 3:19am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 8:39pm<b>glossy12</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 9:04am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 10:12pm<b>sam144</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 7:00pm<b>majoroftheair</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 6:17pm<b>JMCJester69</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 8:43am<b>MrCareless</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 12:54am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:38pm<b>Mons</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 8:30pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 1:53am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 11:02am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 03/31/2016 at 7:29am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 5:15am<b>sam144</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 1:00am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 5:02pm<b>kimise</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 11:09pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 11:54pm<b>SexyAnonOnTumblr</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 7:30pm<b>hardesty2904</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 11:50pm<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 9:42pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 12:46am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 6:50pm<b>wfacsc</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 11:54pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 12:59pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:51am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 05/11/2015 at 9:43am<b>flyingmind</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 2:05am<b>wayrpowe3</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:19am<b>Pstraka6</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 8:13am

annapanda143's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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annapanda143's favorite FMLs

Today, I took out my phone and realized I butt dialed my girlfriend and left her a 4 minute voicemail of me farting in an echoing toilet bowl. FML

by wendtinmypants / 05/31/2014 at 11:05am / United States (Nebraska) / Love

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

by Anonymous / 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went to get my first tattoo. Before we started, the tattooist told me to just relax and embrace the pain. I guess I did that too well; I kept getting an erection throughout. FML

by sausages / 01/17/2014 at 3:56pm / Macedonia (Karpos) / Health

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

by daddoesn'tknowbest / 10/13/2011 at 8:24am / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love