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annabanana13
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 September 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 20657
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Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (148049) - you deserved it (6076)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50502) - you deserved it (2653)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (90940)

On 04/27/2009 at 9:51am - intimacy - by BARF (woman) - United States (California)



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