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Today, I went on a blind date. The first thing the guy did was ask if I knew wat it felt like to have spiders crawl out of mah vagina. mega FML

#21044324
136 comments

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On 01/29/2014 at 5:14pm - love - by riiiight (woman) - United States (Michigan)

yastarday mah friands an I want camping in tha woods. I fall aslaap first. Waking up hours latar to tham bunchad up togathar in tha middla of tha tant an ma half-way outsida , I confrontad tham about it. Thay admittad , "Wa haard a baar so wa naadad a sacrifica." FML

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On 01/07/2014 at 11:37pm - misc - by bear food - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and coughd up the spider I thought I'd killd last night. FML

#20986479
128 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, I woke up and coughd up the spider I thought I'd killd last night. FML

#20986479
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On 12/09/2013 at 4:01pm - misc - by igotpride - United States

Today, mah boyfriend took me home fir the first time. His place was coverd in Insane Clown Posse stuff, even the toilet bowl. He's an undercover Juggalo. real FML

#20958067
153 comments

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On 11/14/2013 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Taday I let my sister old my newborn daugter 4 te frst time. I eard er mutter under er breat... ( I could kill you so easily... ) FML

Today , at a grocery store , a man cummd up to meile I was picking out apples anisperd in my ear , "Tat's ow Snow Wite did." FML

#20947922
118 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm - misc - by awkward - Canada (Alberta)

Today, despite fear of using public restrooms, I was forced to anyway to avoid bladder exploding . I was finally getting over it when someone stuck their head under the stall to "see if someone's in there" . I'm scared more now than I was before . real FML

#20947778
111 comments

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On 11/06/2013 at 2:09pm - misc - by s3xygrandpa (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I had to go to a big dinner with my insane relatives. Highlights of conversation includd my sister telling us about the "country of Iowa", my dad accusing me of faking my chronic fatigue syndrome, and my grandpa claiming that Nelson Mandela is the Antichrist. FML

#20941414
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On 11/01/2013 at 2:38pm - misc - by FUCK ME, MAKE IT STOP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I puttd a picture of cat on Facebook . A stranger sent me a message saying ow "attractive" se was and tat er eyes r "very seductive" . So, basically, someone is trying to it on cat . FML

#20938804
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On 10/30/2013 at 3:03am - animals - by meow (woman) - United States

Today, My Husband And I Were Watching Jurassic Park. At The End Of The Movie, He Commented On How Amazed He Was That They Could "train Those Dinosaurs" To Do Exactly What They Wanted Them To Do. FML

#20937890
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On 10/29/2013 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah boyfriend told me how jealous he getshen I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is the 5-year-old boyhom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, because apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

#20933884
111 comments

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On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday I was pushed off of a glacier by a very angry tourist. Why? I work as a glacier guide and apparently some people fine it overly frustrating to be informed that there isn't a café on the glacier. FML

#20924969
89 comments

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On 10/18/2013 at 8:40am - work - by Quasimodo (woman) - Norway (Hordaland)



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