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by Anonymous / 10/17/2013 at 5:36pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML
by Medication / 10/12/2013 at 11:31am / United States / Intimacy
by DisgustinglyFrustrated / 10/10/2013 at 11:40am / Argentina (Santa Fe) / Intimacy
by mathgenius / 10/08/2013 at 3:17pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2013 at 12:04pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
by 3 More Months / 09/30/2013 at 2:02am / United States (California) / Work
by NotSoTypical / 09/29/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Money
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I finally handed my girlfriend a portrait of her. I'm not the best drawer, but I spent weeks on it and I thought it turned out pretty good. When she looked at it, she asked what kind of dog was it. FML
by Laserbeaver / 09/29/2013 at 9:00am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner and have to leave in shame. FML
by :( / 09/28/2013 at 5:24pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my controlling, verbally abusive ex-boyfriend from nearly four years ago is still obsessed with me. Apparently, he's told everyone back home that he and I are getting married as soon as I finish college. We haven't spoken in over two years. FML
by kitkat3308 / 09/27/2013 at 2:20am / United States / Love
by pancakessdsjsn / 09/27/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
by CancerFdMyLife / 09/26/2013 at 9:50am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health
by MrsCasillas / 09/26/2013 at 2:24am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I…