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animalover9
  • Town/Country : Reading, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 544
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About animalover9 : 'Ello people!
I obviously love animals. Although, stupid people have made me feel the need to say this, "Not A Furry".
Moving on, I also love the rock genre of music (Papa Roach being my favorite band) and will make fun of things like One Direction or BVB/BOTDF because I'm a terrible human being who takes most things way too easily. Seriously, I end up offending a bunch of people often with my dumbass jokes ^-^" I'm that odd person who feels compassion for just about everyone/everything, yet still manages to be a complete offensive jerk ._.
I enjoy FML because it makes me feel better about my own life. Don't get me wrong, I have a pretty simple life but everyone has those days where you want to set people on fire. And when you have an annoying case of Social Anxiety, you really do tend to avoid people in reality.
Message me for anything~ (Although I'm not on FML as much anymore so I could take very long to get back to you but I should eventually)

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Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

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123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38273) - you deserved it (7585)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (81465) - you deserved it (9232)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49045) - you deserved it (93087)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

#112701
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32181) - you deserved it (36678)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46319) - you deserved it (9441)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42316) - you deserved it (3780)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16638) - you deserved it (2260)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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