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About animalover9 : I suppose if I'm to tell you all about myself, the first thing I'd say is that I'm your typical modern day geek (such as enjoying DW, SPN, sherlock, HP, anime, you know, the usual stuff). I spend most of my time on tumblr, facebook, wattpad, and several other sites! No, I'm not proud of my lack of interest for the outdoors, but I don't really mind on what I'm missing out on, so to speak. Always up for a chat with anyone, but I take a while to respond due to my lack of time spent of FML, or the fact that I'm bad at conversation and the idea of talking to people scares me sometimes :'D I do think that is all! Good day sir, and/or ma'am~
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML
Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML
Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML
Friday 17 October 2014