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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1065
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About animalover9 : I don't ever have too much to say unless we're talking fandoms (doctor who, spn, sherlock, hp, anime, you know, the usual stuff). I spend most of my time on tumblr, facebook, wattpad, and several other sites! I'm always up for a chat with anyone, but I take a while to respond due to my lack of time spent of FML.

That is all, good day sir, and/or ma'am~

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animalover9's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29591) - you deserved it (33449)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26568) - you deserved it (5132)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40022) - you deserved it (7811)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33342) - you deserved it (37921)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48185) - you deserved it (9789)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML


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On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

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