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animalover9

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1140
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About animalover9 : I suppose if I'm to tell you all about myself, the first thing I'd say is that I'm your typical modern day geek (such as enjoying DW, SPN, sherlock, HP, anime, you know, the usual stuff). I spend most of my time on tumblr, facebook, wattpad, and several other sites! No, I'm not proud of my lack of interest for the outdoors, but I don't really mind on what I'm missing out on, so to speak. Always up for a chat with anyone, but I take a while to respond due to my lack of time spent of FML, or the fact that I'm bad at conversation and the idea of talking to people scares me sometimes :'D I do think that is all! Good day sir, and/or ma'am~

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animalover9's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

#12316575
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29612) - you deserved it (33464)

On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

#9086835
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (5134)

On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that not only has my father been cheating on my mother with another woman, but they have a child together with the same name as me. FML

Today, my mum called and told me she had bought me a new, white dish washer for my apartment because it doesn't have one. I was SO excited and told her I'd pay her back as soon as I could. I only had to pay her $1.25. She bought me a sponge. FML

#3650725
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40038) - you deserved it (7814)

On 07/10/2009 at 9:09pm - money - by thanksalot (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

#2822887
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (87524) - you deserved it (9942)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was masturbating into a sock when I felt something on my cock. I quickly ripped the sock off and threw it on the floor... and watched a huge spider come scurrying out. I just inadvertently fucked a spider. FML

#278783
317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52319) - you deserved it (98077)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by SpiderMan (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML

#112701
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33366) - you deserved it (37930)

On 02/23/2009 at 10:32am - work - by Nic (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48200) - you deserved it (9792)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, on campus, these really overly-happy people walking around with big signs saying "free hugs". When I walked towards them, their smiles faded, and they put their signs down. FML

#38092
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45686) - you deserved it (4099)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by shit's weak - United States (Indiana)

Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18870) - you deserved it (2516)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)



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