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animalover9
  • Town/Country : Reading, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1999 (14 years)
  • Number of visits : 534
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About animalover9 : 'Ello people!
I obviously love animals. Although, stupid people have made me feel the need to say this, "Not A Furry".
Moving on, I also love the rock genre of music (Papa Roach being my favorite band) and will make fun of things like One Direction or BVB/BOTDF because I'm a terrible human being who takes most things way too easily. Seriously, I end up offending a bunch of people often with my dumbass jokes ^-^" I'm that odd person who feels compassion for just about everyone/everything, yet still manages to be a complete offensive jerk ._.
I enjoy FML because it makes me feel better about my own life. Don't get me wrong, I have a pretty simple life but everyone has those days where you want to set people on fire. And when you have an annoying case of Social Anxiety, you really do tend to avoid people in reality.
Message me for anything~ (Although I'm not on FML as much anymore so I could take very long to get back to you but I should eventually)

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Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

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182 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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111 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

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397 comments

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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

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160 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
159 comments

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On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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339 comments

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On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

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On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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173 comments

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On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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137 comments

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On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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135 comments

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

#13789372
136 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

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On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to my doctor and parents that I dislocated my shoulder while masturbating. FML

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241 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by kinky - United States (Virginia)

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, he started playing with my nipples. Suddenly he stops kissing me, looks at my nipples and says, "Have they always been like this? They look like joysticks!". He then started singing the Super Mario Brother's theme song and playing the game with my nipples. FML

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218 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 10:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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