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animalover9

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 9 June 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1326
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About animalover9 : I suppose if I'm to tell you all about myself, the first thing I'd say is that I'm your typical modern day geek (such as enjoying DW, SPN, sherlock, HP, anime, you know, the usual stuff). I spend most of my time on tumblr, facebook, wattpad, and several other sites! No, I'm not proud of my lack of interest for the outdoors, but I don't really mind on what I'm missing out on, so to speak. Always up for a chat with anyone, but I take a while to respond due to my lack of time spent of FML, or the fact that I'm bad at conversation and the idea of talking to people scares me sometimes :'D I do think that is all! Good day sir, and/or ma'am~

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animalover9's favorite FMLs

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26547) - you deserved it (4912)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML

#18030008
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25486) - you deserved it (4314)

On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States

Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML

#17685983
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8242) - you deserved it (40373)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:05am - work - by sad - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

#17673580
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25051) - you deserved it (3532)

On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (51242)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54257) - you deserved it (2663)

On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got an anonymous letter, stating my condo's community and all my neighbors can hear me having sex. Not only that, but kids gather around my window to listen. FML

#17354061
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15778) - you deserved it (32761)

On 08/03/2011 at 10:33am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38040) - you deserved it (3356)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11300) - you deserved it (63425)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37818) - you deserved it (10284)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

#16075274
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23535) - you deserved it (12202)

On 05/07/2011 at 3:08am - misc - by sillyfox4lyfe (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

#14779730
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26480) - you deserved it (4693)

On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

#14120068
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33922) - you deserved it (6084)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML

#13789372
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27045) - you deserved it (3409)

On 11/10/2010 at 11:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Cordoba)

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

#12768681
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41488) - you deserved it (4505)

On 08/27/2010 at 5:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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