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Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2011 at 11:52am / United States / Kids
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
by socal000 / 10/20/2011 at 8:04am / United States / Health
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
by sad / 09/07/2011 at 1:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Holidays
by rplovez / 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm / Canada / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:53am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
by Thebestman123 / 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/03/2011 at 10:33am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by 613tanner / 05/19/2011 at 1:30am / Transportation
by sillyfox4lyfe / 05/07/2011 at 3:08am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
by birdguts / 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by Cherie / 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2010 at 11:32am / Argentina (Cordoba) / Miscellaneous
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
by Anonymous / 08/27/2010 at 5:15am / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
- Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes,… Today, I propositioned my boyfriend of two years to have sex with me in the shower to spice up our… Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He…