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About animalover9 : I'm a dorky geek who doesn't leave her house and is really bad at conversation :'D
-My hair is really short
-I have a tumblr bc I am awful
-*is a weeaboo who is sorry*
-I like emojis ^-^ (basically I type like we're back in 2011)
-my shirt is inside out in that 2nd photo bc it was 3am and I was dead on the inside (but lemme take a selfie, ya know, no biggie)
-if you have oddly colored hair, I'll love you forever
- kawaiifuckerr.tumblr.com & animalover9.deviantart.com
-I am horrified of the future, school, college, people, work, and pretty much everything :'))
chat with me if you'd like! c:
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You've liked someone. How cute!
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
Today, I woke up to find my new roommate staring straight at me. She then went on to say, "I love how you sleep," and continued to stare. I live in a residence off campus and I've already changed roommates twice this year. I'm stuck with a person who stares at me sleep for the next two years. FML
Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML
Friday 24 July 2015