About animalover9 : What to say? Maybe I should ask why you're here.... After all I don't comment much as you can see and yet here you are viewing my profile.... Well since you're here, I'll say a little about myself. I love the manga/anime series Naruto and also love animals. I like to RP~ And I'm terrible at grammar...so... If you're a Grammar Nazi go away e-e I also love rock music (Bands like Paparoach) and Vocaloid or really any Japanese music~! I enjoy FML because it makes me feel better about my own life. Message me for anything, if you just ate a poptart and want to tell someone, I'm that person! XP Well I suppose that's all,Peace!
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Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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On 06/22/2012 at 9:08am - misc - by ExplosiveDildo (woman) - Afghanistan
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
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On 04/18/2012 at 9:15pm - work - by What? (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 4:28am - animals - by stupidbug. (man) - Canada
Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML
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On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML
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On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend and I were hugging in the hall after school. This annoying kid I know walked by, and yelled, "Tiny penis!" at me. My girlfriend responded, "Yep." FML
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On 01/21/2012 at 5:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML
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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 5:03am - misc - by Sam - United States
Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the doctor for a physical. I've been sitting in the doctor's bathroom for 10 minutes now, trying to think of how to tell him I accidentally tripped and spilled my urine sample on the carpet. FML
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On 10/20/2011 at 8:04am - health - by socal000 (man) - United States
Today, I left my book on the plane after I'd finished reading it. The flight attendant thought I'd forgotten it, so he chased me through the airport, past security, past customs, and past baggage claims. I didn't have the heart to tell him I left it on purpose. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada
Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML
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On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)
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