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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 12 December 1978 (37 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 14676
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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animalhouse's favorite FMLs

Today, I was working as a swim instructor for kids. Teaching them not to be afraid of the water, I put my face in the water and blew bubbles. I asked them to try it. All of them did, except for one. I went right to him and blew bubbles again. He then said to me, "but I just peed in that water." FML

by poolboy / 04/14/2009 at 4:51am / United States (Nevada) / Kids

Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as ASS FACE #3. FML

by Anonymous / 03/24/2009 at 12:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

by Celina / 01/12/2009 at 4:55am / United States (California) / Money