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Today , mah grlfriend's new favorite TV show looool is Law and Order SVU . Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid . She's still on the frst season . FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (1567)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today , mah grlfriend's new favorite TV show looool is Law and Order SVU . Now after every episode she insists on asking me if I'm sure I wasn't molested as a kid . She's still on the frst season . FML

#20123502
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19824) - you deserved it (1567)

On 10/19/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by soprahb - United States

Today, I was getting out of the carhen I saw a dark figure approaching me from behind a shd . I screamd an threw mah bag . It also threw its bag, due to the fact that it was mah shadow on the wall . FML

#20123366
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8401) - you deserved it (23081)

On 10/19/2012 at 12:06am - misc - by ktreens (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, mah mom an I went out to a fancy an expensive restaurant per her request; she told me it was her treat. After we ate our meals an the large check came, she excusd herself to the bathroom. She didn't come back. I was dine-and-dashd by mah own mother. FML

#20122984
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27051) - you deserved it (1633)

On 10/18/2012 at 7:52pm - money - by BrokeAsFuck - United States

TODAY AN EXTERMINATOR SPRAYD FIR COCKROACHES IN MAH DORM ROOM . AFTER CLASSES I GOT BACK TO FIND THREE LARGE COCKROACHES ON TOP OF MAH BD . NOW THAT THE EXTERMINATOR HAS SPRAYD EVERYTHING ALL THE COCKROACHES R COMING OUT . FML

#20122351
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21888) - you deserved it (1596)

On 10/18/2012 at 10:41am - animals - by Annonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I discoverd my son, who has recently movd out of our home, eating his dog's food. His excuse? He wantd the new Pokemon game, and ( compromises had to be made ). fat FML

#20122132
150 comments

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On 10/18/2012 at 4:33am - kids - by anon - Australia

Today, At Work My Boss Called Me Into His Office Because He Had Received Multiple Complaints From Coworkers About A Prank Sound Machine I Have Been Using To Make Inappropriate Fart Sounds At My Desk. I Wish It Was A Fart Machine; I Have A Condition. FML

#20122062
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21741) - you deserved it (2018)

On 10/18/2012 at 2:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a phone call from my 6-year-old son's school telling me they were concerned about him as he wouldn't stop barking at the radiator. After talking to my husband about it, I found out he's been teaching him so he could see the look on my face. FML

#20121395
44 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 7:00pm - kids - by Uproar - Iceland

FOR THE SECOND DAY IN A ROW, I WAS CONSTANTLY ABUSED, YELLED AT, INSULTED, AND BERATED BY MY WIFE FIR "ENDANGERING OUR CHILD'S LIFE." I TOOK HER TO THE DOCTOR FIR A VACCINATION AND FLU SHOT YESTERDAY. FML

#20121390
247 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm - love - by DrugsRX (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time fir me to move on." We've been married fir 15 yeres, and have 3 children. FML

#20121146
239 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I recieved another letter of rejection from the university of my dreams. I got it the first time, but thanks for reminding me. FML

#20121056
67 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:52pm - misc - by ThreeTimesUnlucky - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

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On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today after much reluctance due to fear of causing a huge debate I finally posted something on Facebook about the presidential debates . However the post sparked an argument with mah mom's childhood best friend that ended with her telling me that mah dad isn't actually mah dad . FML

#20120633
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27965) - you deserved it (3278)

On 10/17/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by bastardchild_01 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)



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