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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.
Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML
Friday 26 June 2015