About angryseatroll : Most people think I am a troll based on my name. AngryseaTROLL. But I'm not. I hate trolls with a passion. And so I'm sorry if anyone thinks I am a troll. I'm not. My username is based on a book.
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by rashree / 02/12/2010 at 8:34pm / United States (Kansas) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the way to meet him. While chatting, I told him that I had a rip in my favorite jeans. When he sympathetically apologized, I said "It's okay, you're just going to take them off in a minute, anyway." I forgot my mom was in the car. FML
by leahbeuhh / 09/05/2009 at 9:39am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML
by dumbo / 07/30/2009 at 10:43am / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by nosrepamai82 / 07/26/2009 at 12:28am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he suddenly stopped and walked to the kitchen. He decided to bake chocolate chip cookies in the midst of our intimacy. However, he told me we could still continue while the oven preheated. FML
by jcooh0lla / 07/24/2009 at 5:30pm / United States (Connecticut) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…