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Today , My House Got Broken Into. They Just Made A Mess. I Saw A Note On The Kitchen Table That Read ( There's Nothing Good Here. You Have Shitty Stuff. ) FML

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On 08/17/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by Sarah - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was so bord that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. big fat FML

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170 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)

Today... I was enjoying a looool romantic cuddle on the couch with mah boyfriend... when he suddenly decidd to lift up mah shirt... stick his face into mah boobs... an go all Darth Vader on me. This includd heavy breathing an phrases such as... ( Amber... I am yur boyfriend. ) real FML

#20024327
110 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 11:16am - love - by Amberain (woman) - United Kingdom (Halton)

Today, I was T-bonedhile going through an intersection. The guyho hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. fat FML

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103 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I was at work as a lifeguard. The temperature was absolutely stifling... but I tried to tough it out. A couple of hours into my shift... I passed out... fell off my stand... and crashed into the water. Or so the medics tell me. FML

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On 08/16/2012 at 5:57am - work - by Soap0015 - United States

Today, I realizd why mah sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML

#20023605
117 comments

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On 08/16/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by scarredforlife - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was anging out wit my broter and is friends. Wile we were walking to te store, tere was a loud snap. Everyone jumped. My bra ad snapped, and I ad to old back teres of pain and pretend I was just as confused as tey were,ile tey sereced for te source of te sound. FML

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On 08/15/2012 at 7:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

2day it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needd to return something an told me to go get it. While I was looking for it a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happend in mah front lawn. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah cheating, psycho asscricket of an ex texted me and asked me back out. I said no, and didn't think any more of it, at least until an hour later, when I looked out mah window, only to see him smearing a bag of dog crap all over mah porch. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 11:02am - love - by WELLFUCKYOUTOO (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after sex, mah boyfriend and I lay in bed fir a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice fir post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. fat FML

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161 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 8:17am - intimacy - by cl4ptp (woman) - United Kingdom (Vale of Glamorgan, The)

Today, ma boyfriend an I broke up. He now argues tat e sould keep te dog. We only datd for tree monts, an I've ad te dog since I was ten. FML

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On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, it's my brthday. Today is also the day my grandma did, six years ago. Since then, I get to sit through any sort of attemptd celebration while my mom sobs and drinks herself into a stupor in the background. FML

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126 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 3:57am - misc - by BirthdayFail (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML

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164 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, it was ma wedding day. Midway troug te ceremony, ma grandma,o's tried to ruin every relationsip to date, stood up and souted tat "it ain't rigt", "you're too good fir er", and claimed ma fiancée as been ceating on me, before se was finally ejected from te building. fat FML

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122 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 6:12pm - love - by impickingyourhomegran (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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