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by News-print Face Kate / 07/18/2012 at 12:37pm / United Kingdom / Work
Today, I auditioned for the role of Rizzo in a local production of Grease. The director told me I wasn't tough enough, and that my persona too sweet and childlike for the part. I asked if I should instead try out to play Sandy. He replied "I was being nice. Honestly, you're ugly and can't act." FML
by anonymous / 07/18/2012 at 12:02am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I told a patient that we needed to collect a stool sample. I left the room momentarily to retrieve what the patient would need. He apparently didn't need anything besides the counter in the exam room. FML
by TimeForACareerChange / 07/17/2012 at 8:54pm / United States / Work
by mustachio101 / 07/17/2012 at 7:30pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by Alliente / 07/17/2012 at 5:11pm / United States / Love
Today, my father, who is going through a serious mid-life crisis, walked into my room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy for "corrupt bankers." FML
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/17/2012 at 9:54am / Greece (Attiki) / Health
by lurna301 / 07/16/2012 at 8:58pm / United States (California) / Love
by trisha / 07/16/2012 at 4:57pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by goincrazy / 07/16/2012 at 4:12am / United States (Wisconsin) / Health
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
by SCdriver / 07/16/2012 at 2:04am / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, while at work, a lady with a mustache came in and told me she was lost. I was happy to help, but could not stop rubbing my nose due to allergies. As she left she said, "I know I have a mustache you little ass" and stormed out. FML
by crazyautio / 07/16/2012 at 12:08am / United States / Work
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something crawling on my bed. A white faced wasp was dragging the corpse of a rather large spider. I'm not sure what I was more disturbed about; the fact that the wasp was dragging something twice its size, or that these bugs even live in my house. FML
by klanciee / 07/15/2012 at 10:00pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by scooter922 / 07/15/2012 at 3:45am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by kerensa / 07/15/2012 at 1:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…