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About angie247 : I 20 and engaged to the most wonderfuest man of my life and i have alot of friends and i am short and have blonder hair now so sweet and i am hella sexy bitches
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
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On 01/22/2010 at 2:26am - love - by Rodrigeuz26 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 9:17am - love - by Sl3vin (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I was given a ticket for running a red light. The reason? I was moving out of the way of an ambulance. The police officer watched it go by. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by Samaritan (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)
Today, I got a missed call from a job that I really really want. I completely forgot that my answer machine message was a ridiculous and rude poem that I recorded previously when I was drunk. Somehow I don't think I'll be getting a call back. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 6:51am - work - by Stilljobless (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, my two boys decided to draw in permanent marker on the leather seats of the car I have had up for sale for 3 weeks with no interest. I call my husband to tell him we're going to have to keep it. He just made an appointment with a guy who has cash and is ready to buy it tomorrow. FML
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On 01/19/2010 at 4:59am - misc - by momof2boys - United States (Ohio)
Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, while at a bar a woman of about 40 came up to me and asked me to dance, and being only 20 I thought I had met the perfect "cougar" for a one night stand. After a few up-beat dances, a slower song came on and we continued to dance. She started sobbing and claimed I was the son she never had. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by indiansbaseball4 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:59am - work - by OverweightTeen (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 1:45am - love - by handlin (woman) - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)
Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:33am - misc - by mackenzie_cain (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was on the computer in the library on campus. I was facebook stalking this really cute girl that I often see on campus. As I'm looking at her profile pictures, I turn around and the girl is standing right behind me. She gave me a disgusted look and walked off. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 9:04pm - misc - by nekkiddrunk - United States
Today, I was pointing out my car to my roommate. He responded with, "Oh that one with the broken window?" Turns out my car had been broken into. They took my CD player, GPS and Ipod. On top of that they left a Reese's Fastbreak wrapper and sunflower seeds on my front seat. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 7:08pm - misc - by Eli (man) - United States (Illinois)
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