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  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (65726)

On 05/04/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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