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angelgrl01
  • Town/Country : United States
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1762
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10748) - you deserved it (641)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

#18581066 (240)

I agree, your life sucks (7975) - you deserved it (1376)

On 12/22/2011 at 5:05pm - animals - by shrdlu (man) - United States (New York)

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Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

#18552373 (265)

I agree, your life sucks (14326) - you deserved it (1505)

On 12/19/2011 at 10:40am - love - by emmmbo - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

#18547813 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (2754) - you deserved it (16732)

On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML

#18547222 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (11168) - you deserved it (1178)

On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to dinner to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I received a text message, so I pulled out my phone to check. Apparently, his parents have a "No phone at the table rule" and took my phone away until I can learn "proper table manners." FML

#18542598 (334)

I agree, your life sucks (4939) - you deserved it (12059)

On 12/18/2011 at 4:59am - misc - by grounded - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that for the last six months my mother has been leaving my TV on FOX while I sleep, in the hope that my subconscious will absorb it and turn me into "a morally-upright human being". FML

#18529063 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (9025) - you deserved it (1113)

On 12/16/2011 at 5:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

#18526714 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (5017) - you deserved it (7787)

On 12/16/2011 at 9:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard my alarm go off, dragged myself out of bed, had breakfast and got ready for work. As I was heading out the door I checked the time again. It was 1:41 AM. Apparently my alarm never actually went off. FML

#18520175 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (9199) - you deserved it (1470)

On 12/15/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by 2285morgan - United States

Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML

#18519354 (112)

I agree, your life sucks (22768) - you deserved it (3141)

On 12/15/2011 at 12:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my mother refused to agree with any of my logic because it's "not in the bible." She can't find any fault with it, just refuses to agree with it. FML

#18491366 (82)

I agree, your life sucks (17488) - you deserved it (2240)

On 12/12/2011 at 1:00am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

#18487719 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (7924) - you deserved it (656)

On 12/11/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

#18466440 (119)

I agree, your life sucks (10336) - you deserved it (760)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:56am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I told my boyfriend about how a few years ago I had cancer, and how I underwent radiation therapy. His response? "Did you glow in the dark?" FML

#18466406 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (9425) - you deserved it (1002)

On 12/09/2011 at 2:41am - health - by GlowInTheDark (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913 (15)

I agree, your life sucks (2777) - you deserved it (24248)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States