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aneisa22
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 310
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

About aneisa22 : I have a diverse taste in music, movies, and books and that's about all there is for me to tell. Feel free to message me, I'm always up for a good conversation :)

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Visits<b>syly1903</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 2:39pm<b>Mons</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 5:02am<b>Ecudaniel</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 4:54pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 7:22am<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:08pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:09pm<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 5:20pm<b>Pinto_2015</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 4:35pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:40pm<b>Wideout40</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:44pm<b>pmnj19</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:48pm<b>quarterbird</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:42pm<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 1:14pm<b>mathen</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:04pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:04pm<b>NoName011</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 12:03pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:00am<b>aj9319</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 10:40am

Fucked!<b>syly1903</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 8:39pm<b>PITSB</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 1:23pm<b>bridges13</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 5:09am<b>Y0UI34574RD</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 11:20pm<b>DjMckay</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:40pm<b>NoName011</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 6:03pm<b>tiger820</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 3:04pm<b>teeeyee21</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 2:07pm<b>enginsteve</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 9:25am<b>paravoz</b> - the 08/19/2015 at 8:00am<b>hotheadslav</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 3:39am<b>mostmontoya</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:32pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 7:10am<b>khoov19</b> - the 08/07/2015 at 6:24am<b>moron011</b> - the 08/05/2015 at 5:49am<b>jsan727</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 3:01pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:19pm<b>totallybananas</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:31am

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aneisa22's favorite FMLs

Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML

#21280490
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37867) - you deserved it (3061)

On 10/18/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by yee-whore (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

#21104459
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36681) - you deserved it (3503)

On 04/04/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking. After putting it on, I realized it was crooked, causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive. I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover. FML

#20845898
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32621) - you deserved it (9464)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:08am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after 3 years, I saw my ex, who I still love, at a coffee shop. Being nice, I said hi. He turned around, looked at me, and said, "Thank God I broke up with you. You look like a hot mess!" before getting up and walking out with his model girlfriend. FML

#18137857
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42339) - you deserved it (5531)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by brie - United States (California)



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