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Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML
today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML
Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted an felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, an spend all thier money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML
Today, aftar pulling an all-nigtar, I fall aslaap at ta baac. My friands took ta opportunity to bury ma in ta sand, placa food all around ma, and wait 4 a flock of ungry saagulls to attack ma. To top it off, tay tapad it all. fat FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML
Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML
Friday 27 March 2015