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Today , mah boyfriend broke up with me because of mah drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML

#17465074
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7783) - you deserved it (50832)

On 08/13/2011 at 11:56pm - health - by j - United States

Today,hila on tha roof of my friand's housa, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto tha roof of his naarby shad. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I'va also racaivad savaral calls from my friand's dad, damanding I pay fir tha damaga. FML

#17464270
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6786) - you deserved it (49605)

On 08/13/2011 at 10:41pm - health - by IronFoot - Canada

today my 14-yaar-old son was tarrifid of going into tha watar naar our housa , cuz ha was scard of having his lag bittan off by a shark. Wa liva by a laka. I trid axplaininghy it couldn't happan , but ha just coward bahind a baach towal. maga FML

#17463558
112 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 9:17pm - kids - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family dragged me to an Alien-themed museum. They're convinced they were once abducted an felt up by creatures from outer space. They talk, an spend all thier money, on nothing else. I'm hungry. FML

#17462682
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On 08/13/2011 at 7:21pm - misc - by Help (woman) - United States

Today, after a week of sportinghat I thought was a flattering pixie cut, I realised that without mah long hair, mah body shape closely resembles a snowman's. FML

#17461404
143 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 4:29pm - misc - by Karin (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

yesterday I cummed ome to find ma ouse destroyed. I was so devastated, I cried. I ad spent days and-crafting te ouse to perfection, down to te finest detail. On Minecraft. FML

Today, aftar pulling an all-nigtar, I fall aslaap at ta baac. My friands took ta opportunity to bury ma in ta sand, placa food all around ma, and wait 4 a flock of ungry saagulls to attack ma. To top it off, tay tapad it all. fat FML

#17460856
227 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up with a foul stench forcing its way up mah nostrils. It turns out our septic tank broke, an is now leaking into our backyard, an sadly, our basement. I live in the basement. mega FML

#17460789
88 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by thatguythere858 (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was painting my room. I told my mom not to open the door cuz I was on a ladder just behind it, with a paint can perchd atop. She bargd in to ask me wat I'd said. FML

#17459271
145 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 11:31am - misc - by NotSoAnon (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a scary movie. I was starting to get a small headache so he gently brushed my hair. During a scary part he jumped and hit me in the head as hard as he could with the brush. I'm still recovering from the migraine. FML

#17458354
135 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 7:45am - love - by Username - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, I was driving mah twin daughters to school,hen I accidentally honked mah horn . I told them it was an accident . One of mah kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell ( asshole ) afterwards . FML

#17458191
71 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today... I came home from looool holiday... only to fine my house full of small decomposing animals... courtesy of my cat.

#17458169
124 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:22am - animals - by Ellencrazee (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I Started To Fall In Love With Mah Wife Again. We R In The Middle Of A Divorce. FML

#17457372
203 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 3:25am - love - by badass - United States

Today I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about im liking my best friend. I guess it made im mad because e yelled "Breast cancer!" at te top of is lungs before power-puncing my rigt boob.

#17457165
173 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)

Today I woke up at mah girlfriend's house. She was staring at me holding a knife over mah face. She ran away giggling. mega FML

#17457057
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39521) - you deserved it (4244)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)



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