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androtech
  • Town/Country : battle creek, united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 November 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 52
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About androtech : love birds,guinea pigs and funny things. play more video games than I should

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Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38911) - you deserved it (4908)

On 01/17/2013 at 9:06am - love - by EmberLove (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend crying. Concerned, I quickly asked her what was wrong. She told me tearfully that she couldn't understand why her pet lizards hadn’t grown into dinosaurs yet, and that pet store had cheated her. I’m still concerned now, but for entirely different reasons. FML

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On 01/16/2013 at 2:52am - misc - by WTF (man) -

Today, my teenage son taught my five-year-old daughter how to fake her own death. I walked into the kitchen today to find her lying still on the floor, covered in ketchup. She laughed when I began to scream. FML

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On 01/15/2013 at 9:41am - kids - by Nightmare (woman) -



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