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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 December 1991 (23 years)
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About andrewnoyes13 : hey, I've never been overly good at writing these things but here I go:-).
my name's Andrew and I'm from alberta Canada! I check my fml app at least 50 times a day. I enjoy shooting my compound bow and riding motorcycles:-)

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Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML


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