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Today, at work, my boss made me go outside and wash people's cars for free. I work at Verizon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (2360)

On 05/21/2013 at 2:31am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13949) - you deserved it (20571)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39132) - you deserved it (3772)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking with my very attractive friend who I like a lot. She then told me that her roomate wouldn't be home tonight, and if I wanted, I could come over and study history. I didn't get it. I told her no thanks, that I was covered, and it was chem I needed to study. An hour later, I understood. FML

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On 09/10/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by itisthedude (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all. I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel. Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19890) - you deserved it (6920)

On 08/31/2009 at 12:06am - work - by Mack (man) - United States (California)



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