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2day It's Been Two Months Since I Got A Kitten. He Loves To Hide, An Then Surprise Me By Jumping Out Of His Hiding Place. It Was Quite A Surprise When He Launched Himself Out Of Mah Bag During Class. FML
I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught mah eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner , clear as day. I jumped and closed mah eyes fir a split second. When I opened them , he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in mah own home. FML
Today, I Was Walking With Mah Very Attractive Friendho I Like A Lot . She Then Told Me That Her Roomate Wouldn't Be Home Tonight, And If I Wantd, I Could Come Over And Study History . I Didn't Get It . I Told Her No Thanks, That I Was Coverd, And It Was Chem I Needd To Study . An Hour Later, I Understood . FML
Today, I rented a drill to a straight-up valley girl, with the speech affect, Von Dutch patrol cap and all!! I tried to disabuse of her of the idea that aluminum is a form of steel!! Apparently, that constitutes being a smartass, so she threw her change at me!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015