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andrealovvve
  • Town/Country : Las Vegas, America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 378
  • Number of comments : 83
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About andrealovvve : Just here to put my two cents in ^.^

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Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20925) - you deserved it (107274)

On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (78438) - you deserved it (4432)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML

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On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by depresso (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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