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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML


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On 08/07/2014 at 5:09am - intimacy - by failallday (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while having sex with my wife, my Candy Crush addiction hit me full force, and all I could do was think about possible moves I could make in the level I'm stuck on. FML


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On 09/21/2013 at 11:09am - intimacy - by CandyCrushAddict (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML


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On 09/10/2013 at 3:35am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML


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On 07/16/2013 at 9:18am - health - by Aliiiice (woman) - France (Haute-Normandie)

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML


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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML


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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML


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On 03/12/2011 at 4:11pm - misc - by vlcardenx3 (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML


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On 01/04/2011 at 11:17pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML


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On 12/20/2010 at 11:15am - love - by pinkfloyd777 -

Today, I found out that instead of having four wisdom teeth, I have eight. They all have to be removed as soon as possible, which happens to be over the Christmas break. I get to spend my whole vacation in excruciating pain and a swollen face to boot. FML


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On 10/03/2010 at 2:52pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by depresso (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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