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About andreabeth95 : Im AndreaBeth, im seventeen
Im a senior in high school
I play guitar and sing in a band
Concerts and groupies are my life
Along with swimming
Guys are fun to play with too ;)
Don't be a dick to me and I won't be a bitch to you, btw I'm very open about my life
Message me, I dont bite...hard ;)
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Wednesday 20 May 2015