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andreabeth95
  • Town/Country : New York, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 881
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About andreabeth95 : Im AndreaBeth, im seventeen
Im a senior in high school
I play guitar and sing in a band
Concerts and groupies are my life
Along with swimming
Guys are fun to play with too ;)
Don't be a dick to me and I won't be a bitch to you, btw I'm very open about my life
Message me, I dont bite...hard ;)

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Today, my girlfriend told me how she loves when I kiss her out of the blue. I don't have the heart to admit I only do it so I can get some peace and quiet for a few seconds. FML

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On 05/31/2011 at 12:51am - love - by romantic84 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I pretended to not be able to go out with a friend so I could hang with my boyfriend at the movies. When I sat down I received a text that said "turn around" it was her. FML

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On 05/15/2011 at 1:20am - misc - by marmarr - United States

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

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On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, someone rear-ended me while I was on my way home. I was extremely upset and I called my boyfriend for comfort and to help inspect the damage. After taking a good look at the car, he said, "Damn, if only you fucked this hard." FML

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On 03/18/2011 at 12:11pm - intimacy - by emm (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert for an hour, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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On 09/24/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by Andrew - United States (Indiana)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML

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On 12/11/2009 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by badbed (man) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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On 06/05/2009 at 5:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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