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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 October 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, I uploaded the first chapter of my best writing yet to a popular writing website. After ten minutes, I was thrilled to already see one review and five comments. Each comment was telling me to immediately delete the story because of how horrible it was. The rating was half a star. FML


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