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About andiesaur : My name is Andie and I am one of the most random people you'll ever meet. My interests make no sense in relation to each other. I'm a junior in college studying equine training. I have two horses; one is a 7 year old Oldenburg gelding that I am currently leading from my trainer and the other is a 4 year old retired racehorse (OTTB) that I purchased from a rescue on August 11. I run races for fun, take flying trapeze lessons with my sister, train dogs at animal shelters, take photos for local events, and play Legend of Zelda and Pokémon way too much at night. Food is the absolute best and my stomach is bottomless. I have a love for chai lattes, yogurt parfaits, and sushi. I'm trying to make the most out of life while living in the middle of nowhere.
This kid named Miles has had my heart for far too long (and I wouldn't have it any other way).
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, some assface hacked my recently deceased friend's Facebook account. The person changed my friend's location to "Hell", then posted a status saying how hot the weather was, and replied "I wish :'(" to someone who'd said my friend was in a better place now. FML
Today, I had to take bus to work, because yesterday my car was hit by a bus. While standing there, I noticed the driver kept looking back at me every now and then. As I went to get off, he looks at me again and says: "Sorry..." FML
Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
Today, my 808 area code phone number has yet again been mistaken for a 1-800 number. I've been getting phone calls at three in the morning from people on the east coast who are trying to return their shoes. They want to speak to my supervisor because I "don't sound professional enough." FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML
Friday 26 September 2014