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andacondakiwi
  • Town/Country : The Zoo, 2S
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 231
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About andacondakiwi : nahh.

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Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

#13883371
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11252) - you deserved it (16677)

On 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

#13716117
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7932) - you deserved it (23068)

On 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

#13635730
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21208) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/29/2010 at 4:31am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

#13455190
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27273) - you deserved it (2820)

On 10/15/2010 at 2:00am - misc - by racist - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

#11513456
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25929) - you deserved it (24801)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

#3777907
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6513) - you deserved it (39461)

On 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm - work - by Alex - United States (Virginia)



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