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Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML
by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm / Australia (Tasmania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML
by racist / 10/15/2010 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous
by megaladon / 06/28/2010 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML
by Alex / 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
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