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andacondakiwi

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 508
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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andacondakiwi's favorite FMLs

Today, I was doing photography, and decided to climb onto the roof of a building to photograph the city. I dropped a square of chocolate over the edge just to appreciate the height. Apparently somebody saw me, I was arrested and am now being charged for trespassing and firing missiles. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2010 at 11:46pm / Australia (Tasmania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I could call him "love muffin". He asked if he could call me "muffin top". FML

by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 4:30pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, at an Aunt's wake, my five year old son walked up to the coffin, and, with the whole family around him, exclaimed, "Well that's good, I was wondering where she's been." FML

by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 4:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

by racist / 10/15/2010 at 2:00am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

by megaladon / 06/28/2010 at 4:12am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I found a website that lets you write an email to yourself from "the past". I used my boss's address, and wrote a long email about how much I hate him, signed from me. It worked, and he'll receive it in 6 months, after I move away. He's already received the confirmation email, though. FML

by Alex / 07/15/2009 at 4:17pm / United States (Virginia) / Work