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  • Town/Country : las vegas , usa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my boyfriend of 17 months, the first guy to tell me he loves me, the guy I lost my virginity to, the only guy whose parents I've met, told me we should stop 'hooking up' because it's weird that I was telling everyone we were a couple and it was ruining his chances of finding a girlfriend. FML

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (451745) - you deserved it (32010)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)



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