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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 15838
  • Number of comments : 150
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

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Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42851) - you deserved it (3724)

On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I got mugged. As the guys who took my purse were about to walk away, my cellphone rang in my pocket. FML

#16812585
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38109) - you deserved it (2898)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:54am - money - by alo1434 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37853) - you deserved it (5338)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I decided to be extra nice to my girlfriend by washing all the dishes and folding all the clothes. She thought I was being "too nice" and hypothesized that I was cheating on her. FML

#16086182
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42847) - you deserved it (5367)

On 05/08/2011 at 1:05am - love - by gnownayrgnow (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML

#16081826
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36276) - you deserved it (10185)

On 05/07/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

#16081373
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37448) - you deserved it (11956)

On 05/07/2011 at 6:27pm - misc - by Mel (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20330) - you deserved it (66137)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was at a house delivering pizza. As I walked away, I heard the mom mutter to her child, "That's why you go to college." FML

#14162042
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (5681)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:04am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML

#6857833
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46676) - you deserved it (2573)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23457) - you deserved it (10518)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version



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