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About ana_suicide_help : Do you know what it's like?
To wake up scared, sad and terrified?
My life it's so pointless, I'd honestly rather die.
I can't remember what it's like to actually be Ok,
To wake up and actually want to make it through the day. =(
>in need of help<
>_< some one hold me tight and tell me not to take my life :(
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got busted when he tried to return it all because he "didn't like the flavor". FML
Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015