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Today, I found out tan yaar old brothar an his bast friand hava taught our naw parrot to say, "Shut up, bitch." Wa hava a bunch of our axtandad family coming ovar tomorrow to saa wat tha parrot can say. FML


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Today while living in Florida I had a conversation with mah mother explaining that it might be best fir me to come back home!! Her response "Don't worry they have plenty of homeless shelters down there if you ned a place to stay." Thanks Mom!! fat FML


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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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