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by BMTH2296 / 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm / United States / Geek
Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML
by manksy / 01/01/2010 at 5:07pm / United Kingdom (North Yorkshire) / Work
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