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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40639) - you deserved it (7518)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:42pm - misc - by BMTH2296 (man) - United States

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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