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amp88jr

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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amp88jr's favorite FMLs

Today, somebody broke into my car, just to steal the obviously fake $1,000,000 bill hanging from my rear-view mirror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43763) - you deserved it (10676)

On 11/09/2013 at 6:27pm - money - by jsyn (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for dinner. The first words out of my dad's mouth were apparently, "Ah, you must be Dan's slam-piece." I was in the living room and didn't quite catch it all, but I said, "She certainly is!" Now I'm single, and all my friends think I'm a bastard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21637) - you deserved it (9866)

On 06/21/2012 at 2:19pm - love - by igiveup (man) - United States



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