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Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Today, I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say 'yes' or 'no', instead of nodding your head. FML
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On 07/01/2010 at 12:55am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my math teacher told me to learn how to say "welcome to wal-mart". FML
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On 06/18/2010 at 3:13am - work - by Stevo - United States (Washington)
Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML
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On 05/12/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by honorstudent - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML
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On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 1:04am - love - by fu2then (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
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On 03/02/2010 at 4:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I took my girlfriends virginity and had given it my all. When I had finished, sweating and tired, I looked down at her and smiled, obviously pleased with myself. She looked up at me and said, "Wait, was that it?" FML
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On 02/15/2010 at 10:10pm - intimacy - by sadsexer23 - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version
Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, get closer to Jesus camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 6:22am - misc - by purple - Sent from mobile version
Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States
Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States
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