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Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40778) - you deserved it (3758)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I woke up to my apartment filled with smoke, fire alarms blaring. My roommate set my kitchen on fire while making hot dogs. This is the fourth time this has happened. FML

#14159700
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25030) - you deserved it (4207)

On 12/10/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked outside to see my friend frantically waving and running at me, yelling something I couldn't understand. I smiled and started to jog over to him until I realized he was screaming "RUN!!!" We spent the next 10 minutes running from his neighbor's 5 vicious chihuahuas. FML

#14080015
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (6077)

On 12/04/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by chi-huaHUA - United States

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was forced to go to the mall with my dad. He wore a bear suit the entire time. FML

#13954362
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25720) - you deserved it (4579)

On 11/23/2010 at 9:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17487) - you deserved it (48345)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the hooker I have been seeing regularly for almost a year texted me to say she thinks we should no longer see each other again. I just got dumped by a hooker. FML

#13915907
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15647) - you deserved it (52900)

On 11/20/2010 at 8:06pm - intimacy - by pst - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I volunteered to help out at an elementary school. I accidentally elbowed a little girl in the face while playing tag. And an hour later, a little boy flew out of his swing because I accidentally pushed him too hard. They're both siblings and are my child psychology instructor's kids. FML

#13849266
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23569) - you deserved it (8090)

On 11/15/2010 at 2:26am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I was outside, eating a sandwich, when I noticed a homeless man was standing in front of me. Upon making eye contact, he grabbed the rest of my sandwich and ran off. FML

#13816723
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22509) - you deserved it (4430)

On 11/12/2010 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my virgin girlfriend who wanted to lose her virginity to me got on Google, and quizzed me on how to properly put on a condom. She doesn't trust me. FML

#13764909
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24380) - you deserved it (7813)

On 11/08/2010 at 1:23pm - intimacy - by wow (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my best friend lost her virginity to my father. Her excuse? She was drunk. His excuse? "She's hot." FML

#13642352
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51862) - you deserved it (3863)

On 10/29/2010 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I discovered that if I put my ankles on my boyfriends shoulders while we are having sex, I will pee myself. FML

#13152326
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30628) - you deserved it (12584)

On 09/22/2010 at 1:37am - intimacy - by noname - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

#12998740
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26662) - you deserved it (5152)

On 09/11/2010 at 12:53am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML

#12995746
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (2163)

On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic". FML

#12995746
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28472) - you deserved it (2163)

On 09/10/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)



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