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Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML

#15405912
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34630) - you deserved it (48602)

On 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm - kids - by failureparent (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36586) - you deserved it (12452)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got mugged by a midget. FML

#15203950
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36586) - you deserved it (12452)

On 03/05/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by insomnitude (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while having sex, I found out that I'm so flexible that when I bend over backwards, the backs of my knees can touch my shoulders. My boyfriend is now extremely jealous and is debating about breaking up with me. Even I don't get it. FML

#15113643
179 comments

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On 02/25/2011 at 11:03am - intimacy - by inder (woman) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

#14845323
119 comments

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On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I met my boyfriend's brother. When he saw me, he whispered into my boyfriend's ear, "So, this is your bitch eh? Nice!" FML

#14723945
65 comments

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On 01/26/2011 at 7:57pm - intimacy - by PLU (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML

#14583340
216 comments

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On 01/14/2011 at 11:05pm - intimacy - by Gabriel A - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realized the birthmark I have on my chest isn't a birthmark at all; it's a third nipple. FML

#14534141
176 comments

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On 01/10/2011 at 3:35pm - health - by triplenipple (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

#14505215
71 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, in gym class, we were forced to learn the "Hoedown Throwdown" dance, by Miley Cyrus. This will actually be counted toward my grade. I'm in high school. FML

#14487590
236 comments

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On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by UltraHoe69 - United States

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

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On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my mother in-law's flight home is canceled, and that she's staying three more days. FML

#14364693
50 comments

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On 12/28/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

#14356668
66 comments

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On 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40824) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40824) - you deserved it (3762)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)



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