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Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

#16205540
348 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66575) - you deserved it (10324)

On 05/16/2011 at 12:33pm - health - by Bobby M - Ireland (Carlow)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

#15912541
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34326) - you deserved it (12220)

On 04/24/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by woahitbechels - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (54164)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my 15 year old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML

#15792635
292 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41392) - you deserved it (13342)

On 04/15/2011 at 5:30am - misc - by fatty:( - Australia

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12609) - you deserved it (134934)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, it was sunny and bright so I woke up feeling great. I pulled back the curtains in my room and saw my cat dead on the lawn. FML

#15676274
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47698) - you deserved it (3994)

On 04/07/2011 at 3:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78370) - you deserved it (6255)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, my husband slapped my butt. I fell into the oven. FML

#15619603
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78370) - you deserved it (6255)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53539) - you deserved it (6234)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I annoyed my friend by texting him 'meow' over and over at random times of the day because when he's drunk he meows in his sleep. Apparently a great way to get back at me was to tell my parents I wasn't a virgin and that I got high on Wednesday. He had pictures to prove it for both. FML

#15442777
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24511) - you deserved it (66730)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by Fcuked (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

#15432254
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50980) - you deserved it (4761)

On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my neighbors got a rooster. FML

#15427360
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61278) - you deserved it (6581)

On 03/22/2011 at 3:23am - animals - by negin -



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