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  • Town/Country : Spokane, USA (Sadly)
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  • Number of comments : 66
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Today, I caught my husband farting on my wind-chime in an attempt to make it ring. It did. FML

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On 09/05/2011 at 8:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19950) - you deserved it (1525)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by ohaifml - United States (Texas)

Today, my six year old nephew told me to peel off my skin because, "They say you look prettier on the inside." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21373) - you deserved it (2059)

On 09/03/2011 at 10:36am - kids - by abby181 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was sitting in the hospital waiting area. An old lady was crying, and my five year old daughter asked her, "Are you okay?" The woman quietly nodded, prompting my daughter to scream at the top of her lungs, "Well shut up then!" FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 9:40pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to tell my teenage son that no, his knowledge of the English language was not passed down to him genetically. FML

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On 08/06/2011 at 4:39pm - kids - by Tabby (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

#17383595 (69)

I agree, your life sucks (26036) - you deserved it (2558)

On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I updated my facebook status to, "Party at my house this Friday. Like my status if you want to come." After about 3 hours I checked back to discover that the only person who'd liked my status was my grandma. FML

#17074594 (163)

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On 07/12/2011 at 12:40am - misc - by _Emilyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML

#17071540 (259)

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On 07/11/2011 at 9:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I took my 16 year-old daughter to get a bank account, taking her birth certificate with us as requested. When the teller wrote her name down on a piece of paper, my daughter said "How do you know my name?" The teller just looked at her and held up her birth certificate. I raised a nitwit. FML

#17063705 (204)

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On 07/11/2011 at 5:25am - kids - by Mothering (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

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On 07/10/2011 at 9:13pm - work - by asianjoe (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

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On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML

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On 05/11/2011 at 1:17am - intimacy - by Chels (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML

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On 05/03/2011 at 12:32pm - love - by moetplease - Singapore

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337 (438)

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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)