About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by pierced. / 06/25/2014 at 12:29am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by Razi_tail / 06/25/2014 at 12:13am / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by NehNehPwn / 06/24/2014 at 11:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by lrn2road / 06/24/2014 at 11:04am / United States (California) / Transportation
by over prtective father / 06/24/2014 at 12:35am / United States (District of Columbia) / Love
Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into their cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering their phone. FML
by Anonymous / 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anon / 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Badatlife / 06/23/2014 at 12:19pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by kennyjhynes / 06/23/2014 at 9:56am / United States / Kids
Today, I got written up for drinking on the job by a manager who drinks on the job, who was told to write me up by a general manager who drinks on the job, and we are all employed by an owner who drinks on the job. I haven't had a drink in 3 weeks. FML
by DJJayLee / 06/23/2014 at 1:45am / United States (Nevada) / Work
Today, I took my clothes off for a shower at an RV campsite. I started running the water when I noticed there was a pack of hornets in the bathroom. I stood there, stark naked, waiting for a chance to get out, for four hours. FML
by callmeclarence / 06/23/2014 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Animals
by possibly fucked / 06/22/2014 at 4:34pm / Portugal (Lisboa) / Intimacy
Today, I came back home after a year studying abroad. Imagine my surprise when I found out my mom had gotten breast implants while I was away. All through dinner, I kept catching myself staring at them. No wonder my dad was so much happier than when I left. FML
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 12:34pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by paywithpoop / 06/22/2014 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/22/2014 at 1:27am / Australia / Miscellaneous
- Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door… Today, early in the morning, I went to the store for a few things. The doors wide open, I gather my… Today, as I was selling candles at the local farmer's market, the sky was clear, and it was empty…