About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
Today, I heard my husband say from outside, "Seriously Dan, what could go wrong?" This was followed a few seconds later by a bang and screaming. Turns out he'd tried to smash his head through a wooden plank like a martial artist and failed. He ended up with splinters and a concussion. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 11:15am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by anon / 06/21/2014 at 8:50am / United States (New Jersey) / Health
Today, my mother came over to check on my new kitten while I was at work. She took a video of the kitten playing on my bed and climbing on my nightstand. Right on top of my vibrator I forgot to put away. I'm not sure if she noticed or not but she's certainly been showing the video around. FML
by misoranomegami / 06/20/2014 at 10:48pm / United States / Intimacy
by blackchin III / 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm / United States (California) / Health
by anon / 06/20/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Health
Today, while working in a call center at a university, someone threatened to report me to the President of the University because "I" wouldn't accept their daughter who had a 1.5 GPA and "got accepted into Harvard". I don't even make the decisions, I just answer calls. FML
by latinalocks / 06/20/2014 at 12:59am / United States / Work
by forever alone / 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photos of my wedding, which he didn't bother to come to. Reply: "What the fuck, are you gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself." My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML
by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. / 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/19/2014 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by cheap / 06/18/2014 at 9:42am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Money
by Carlee_Casten / 06/17/2014 at 4:51pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 8:26am / United Kingdom / Health
by FirstDaddy / 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids