About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by Thisismylife / 01/26/2015 at 1:55am / Canada / Work
by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
by Earplugged / 01/25/2015 at 12:01am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Animals
Today, at dinner, my downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of my movements, including the buzz of my phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not my phone that vibrates at that time. FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 2:57am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML
by xoragebaby / 01/23/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 9:58am / United States / Love
Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML
by Mishlette / 01/23/2015 at 8:27am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Work
by Evra / 01/23/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend uploaded a pic to snapchat that said "the love of my life." It was a pic of our beautiful baby girl. Then he uploaded another pic that said "the 2nd love of my life." It was a pic of the fuel truck he drives for work. FML
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 1:33am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by ameliaruth09 / 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, my in-laws were visiting. My mother-in-law asked my 10-year-old son what he wants to be when he grows up. He said "A pimp!" I have no idea where he even heard the word, but the death glares my in-laws gave me made me want to shrivel up and die. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by mdg41 / 01/22/2015 at 12:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous