About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by swimfaned / 01/09/2015 at 6:43am / United States / Love
by pitytitty / 01/09/2015 at 4:11am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was sitting at my computer, petting one of my cats, who was sitting on my lap. My other cat got jealous and tried to climb onto my lap as well. They ended up fighting. I was wearing shorts. FML
by Crazy Cat Guy / 01/09/2015 at 1:44am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML
by EvilBubbles / 01/08/2015 at 10:45pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Intimacy
by loser / 01/08/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place and stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier. She denied everything and tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, and was nice enough to lock up on the way out. FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2015 at 11:29am / Sri Lanka / Miscellaneous
by MonsterProblems / 01/07/2015 at 2:07am / Croatia / Health
by random875 / 01/07/2015 at 1:03am / United States (Maryland) / Health
by LadyNexus / 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Discouraged / 01/06/2015 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
Today, my daughter was putting clothes in the drier when she yelled, "Mom!! The drier won't start!" I had to explain to her that the door needed to be shut. Her response, "Oh. I didn't know that mattered." She's 15. FML
by i_am_forever / 01/05/2015 at 8:59pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I gave birth to our first child at home. What was supposed to be a beautiful moment of us peacefully greeting our newborn, ended up with the cops knocking on our door. Apparently me giving birth sounds like a domestic dispute. FML
by midwify / 01/05/2015 at 12:58pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Kids
Today, I was shopping with my dad and I saw one of my guy friends, so we waved and smiled at each other. My dad clearly thought his wave was too "romantic", because he shouted at him, "Touch her, and I'll kill you." FML
by Dear Lord Save Me / 01/03/2015 at 10:56pm / United Kingdom (Merthyr Tydfil) / Miscellaneous