About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs
Today, I put a picture on Facebook of me without makeup. A "friend" commented: "fuk me thts hideus!!" My dad replied: "Hideous, yes, just like your godawful spelling!" My mom yelled at my dad for agreeing with the guy, and they're still fighting. Meanwhile, my self-esteem is in the gutter. FML
by fistycunt4 / 12/06/2014 at 3:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/05/2014 at 8:44am / United States (California) / Love
by shugette212 / 12/04/2014 at 8:56pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by aprouddaddy / 12/04/2014 at 6:46pm / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 1:34pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML
by Anonymous / 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I bought my cat a fun toy at the one of a kind craft show. It has catnip in it, which he loves. He flipped out, so I took it away. He won't stop trying to break into the cupboard I put it in. My cat has a drug problem. FML
by allykat / 12/02/2014 at 7:56pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML
by peceout / 12/02/2014 at 3:48am / Sweden (Hallands Lan) / Love
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend of 2 years, he mentioned what it would be like if he had sex with anyone other than me. I mentioned the same about him. He quickly yelled, "No, you're a woman. You are mine!" FML
by justagirl / 12/02/2014 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by notmycircus / 12/02/2014 at 12:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 10:14pm / United States (Alaska) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by virgacs / 12/01/2014 at 8:58am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML
by anotherhuman / 11/30/2014 at 12:48am / United States (Florida) / Kids
by idiots / 11/28/2014 at 10:36pm / United States (Texas) / Work