About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by Mkimmi / 02/12/2015 at 2:39am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, the CEO of my company leaned over and said, "Hey, I've been meaning to thank you…" I thought he was going to thank me for all of my hard work, but he continued, "…for wearing that shirt today. I can totally see your boobs." FML
by titsmcgee / 02/11/2015 at 4:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by maybe? / 02/11/2015 at 11:11am / Germany (Hamburg) / Kids
by Yupppp. / 02/11/2015 at 1:25am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my husband recited to me the name and model number of every single weapon in the game Doom, along with what they did and roughly where to find them. Last month, he forgot my birthday. We've been married for 6 years; he hasn't played Doom in at least 10. FML
by doomed / 02/10/2015 at 7:00pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by ididn'tevendoanythingwrong / 02/10/2015 at 1:05pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/10/2015 at 9:51am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Love
by OnlyAvailableID / 02/08/2015 at 3:35am / Australia / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:09am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by barf / 02/06/2015 at 6:00pm / Ireland / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
by that guy / 02/06/2015 at 11:56am / United States (California) / Love
by fucked / 02/06/2015 at 3:06am / Singapore / Work
by Milked Richard / 02/05/2015 at 11:14pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous