About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML
by fxck / 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm / Work
by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love
Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML
by februarymarchapril / 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by FrustratedTutor / 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw my co-worker write about how awful Muslims were and how the religion is stupid, the hijab is oppressive, and how they're a poison on society. When I questioned them about it, they pretty much said that I didn't know anything and should stop talking. I'm Muslim and a hijabi. FML
by coveredupforfun / 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
by anon / 02/03/2015 at 2:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, I started getting calls from gay men looking for anonymous kinky sex. It turns out that my coworker has been posting my personal information in Craigslist Personals section as a prank. My wife doesn't believe that my coworker is such an asshole. FML
by CalledOut / 02/02/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Washington) / Work
by okseñoryoucrazy / 02/01/2015 at 7:43pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by WalkTheOtherWay / 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/29/2015 at 2:18pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by anon / 01/29/2015 at 1:32pm / United States (New Mexico) / Health