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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 December 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12395
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.

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amelia_suhayda's favorite FMLs

Today , some guys were doing construction on my ouse , wen one of tem cummd over an startd asking me about my "ot sister" . Tat "sister" is my 13-year-old daugter . FML

#20781189
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50941) - you deserved it (4012)

On 07/14/2013 at 12:13am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I announcd my thrd pregnancy to my family . My dad's only reaction was to scoff, "Really? Stop breeding already." fat FML

#20780277
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43574) - you deserved it (14379)

On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to a strange noise. I looked over to see my drunk husband standing at the dresser. I asked him wat he was doing. "Peeing." I asked him, "In the sock drawer?" There was a pause. "Am I peeing in the wrong drawer?" FML

#20779714
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52153) - you deserved it (4296)

On 07/13/2013 at 10:32am - misc - by speechless - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah girlfriend an I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leand over an made out with the wrong man. mega FML

#20779631
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63085) - you deserved it (4975)

On 07/13/2013 at 9:20am - love - by a man - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was Using A Public Restroom. As I Lowered My Pants, A Man's Head And Arms Popped Out Over The Divider. He Took A Picture And Immediately Rushed Out. FML

#20779019
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46474) - you deserved it (2965)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anna - United States (New York)

Today, I was doing a demonstration in front of mah taekwondo class because I'm flexible. Really flexible. I kneed myself in the face and broke mah nose. FML

#20779010
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40973) - you deserved it (9863)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:37am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the guy I lyk askd me what he should do fir the girl he has a crush on . I told him to give her flowers and tell her how he feels . Later that day mah doorbell rang, and he stood there holding flowers . He said the magical words, "My car broke down, can you give me a lift?"

#20778979
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65645) - you deserved it (4905)

On 07/13/2013 at 12:22am - love - by Stacy (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on mah daughter hugging and sobbing into her Edward Cullen cut-out. She won't tell mehat's wrong, yet she can confide in a creepy fictional stalkerhose facial expression is locked to "chronically constipated". Where did I go wrong? big fat FML

#20778274
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48296) - you deserved it (7055)

On 07/12/2013 at 7:18pm - kids - by So little trust. (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mrror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of my door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

#20777975
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53555) - you deserved it (6259)

On 07/12/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by Suomynona (man) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, I went on a blind date!! The guy greetd me with a "What's up, bitch?", which I wrote off as him just being really laid-back!! By dessert, he'd askd me if mah boobs r real, then when we finishd, askd how many more dates it'd take before I puttd out!! So much fir that!! FML

#20777868
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50786) - you deserved it (7318)

On 07/12/2013 at 3:33pm - love - by ElodieUNU (woman) - France

Today, I woke up with horrible pain in mah gut. It got worse and worse, and I startd vomiting from the pain. My mom said it was flu and that I needd to "man up." It turnd out to be appendicitis, and I'm now typing this from mah hospital bd. FML

#20777668
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52222) - you deserved it (2763)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:28pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

my girlfriend decided to let me know that she almost left me for another guy not so long ago, because he was more handsome an talented than me. The reason she didn't leave: "He's out of my league; your not." FML

#20777616
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49690) - you deserved it (4049)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , I receivd a text from my dad , which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replid , jokingly askd if he had a stroke while writing it. A few second after hitting send , I rememberd the stroke he sufferd last month. FML

#20777593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20610) - you deserved it (50042)

On 07/12/2013 at 12:35pm - misc - by hellbound (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Mah Mom Got Drunk An Punched Me In The Nose, Then Yelled At Me For Bleeding On The Carpet. FML

#20777221
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55718) - you deserved it (4341)

On 07/12/2013 at 3:22am - misc - by ouch (man) - United States

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)



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