About amelia_suhayda : I like cooking, music, hockey, and schadenfreude.
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by sickmom / 01/21/2014 at 6:07am / United States (Louisiana) / Kids
Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML
by Ginger_Gawd / 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was in a market in France, and went to ask the seller for some potatoes. I speak fluent French, but I got flustered and instead of saying "pomme de terre", which is the French for potato, I said "pomme de merde". I literally asked for an "apple of shit". FML
by Kaddiscott / 01/20/2014 at 5:12am / Italy (Trentino-Alto Adige) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was watching Ratatouille. Piece of advice for starving students: never watch it when you've only eaten two apples in two days, or you'll find yourself in the ridiculous position of being jealous of a fucking rat. FML
by I.Want.Food. / 01/19/2014 at 6:38pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my girlfriend's dad for permission to take her hand in marriage. He said no, because he doesn't want her marrying a "sexist idiot who treats her like property", which he thinks asking permission amounts to, then told me to grow up. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 5:59pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2014 at 4:08pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, after three weeks of fighting with my husband, I found out that he really didn't create an account on a website for cheaters and charge the bill to his credit card. Our daughter did it as a prank, and only confessed because our fighting was stressing her out. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2014 at 1:16pm / United States / Kids
by crap / 01/17/2014 at 11:24am / United States (Ohio) / Health
Today, there was a forest fire in my town. I was still forced to go to school, as it was safer. A lot of people decided not to go, and we ended up doing nothing but watching the news reports. There, I got to see my house burning on live TV. FML
by Fire sucks. / 01/16/2014 at 10:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2014 at 9:51pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by ugh / 01/16/2014 at 8:37am / Vietnam (Ha Noi) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 8:57pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by DisturbedMan / 01/15/2014 at 5:29pm / United Kingdom (Kent) / Intimacy
by coop42 / 01/15/2014 at 2:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/15/2014 at 10:05am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous