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by creepedoutmom / 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, I was passing notes in class with my crush. I started to pour my heart out and tell him about how I've liked him for years. I was caught by the teacher. He looked at it, laughed, and tore it up. He then looked at me and said, "I just saved you from years of embarrassment. You're welcome." FML
by Rachel / 10/23/2014 at 12:04am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by clumsylobster / 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/27/2013 at 12:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/04/2012 at 11:09pm / United States (New York) / Geek
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2012 at 2:26pm / United States / Love
by imy / 10/18/2011 at 11:01am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by notagoodsign / 02/28/2011 at 5:55am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love
Today, after church, my 5-year-old son asked me about God, so I answered his questions in full. We talked about God for over 2 hours. At the end of it all, he pondered for a moment, before saying to me "That's the stupidest thing I ever heard. You're dumb." FML
by bleredoshia / 04/08/2010 at 12:27am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Kids
by yellowjacket_34 / 11/13/2009 at 12:47pm / United States (Montana) / Health
Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML
by dinosaurman / 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous