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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (18 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3401
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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amc597's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a shower, I thought that the bathroom was extra steamy because of all the hot water. It wasn't until two-three minutes later when I put some shampoo in my hair that I realized I had forgotten to take my glasses off. FML

#13327149
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8716) - you deserved it (37927)

On 10/05/2010 at 6:46am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

#13220613
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26322) - you deserved it (3635)

On 09/27/2010 at 9:09am - misc - by lovelife - United States

Today, I was singing and playing keyboards with my band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd tried to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, and grabbed the back of my mic stand to catch herself. And busted me in the mouth with my own microphone. Then she requested a song. FML

#13122832
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27120) - you deserved it (2545)

On 09/20/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by northernlass (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told everyone I queef during sex. Even his parents are calling me "Cooter Pooter." FML

#12816242
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38048) - you deserved it (6695)

On 08/30/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML

#12536404
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37221) - you deserved it (5172)

On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today, I was working as a cashier at a restaurant. When I receive $50 and $100 bills I am required to have a manager check to make sure they are not counterfeit. Every manager I found yelled at me to find another manager because they were busy. Frustrated, I just accepted the bill. It was fake. FML

#8643590
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35608) - you deserved it (6360)

On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

#8361510
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41885) - you deserved it (3562)

On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34302) - you deserved it (2588)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, a white guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33734) - you deserved it (4694)

On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28697) - you deserved it (6253)

On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9374) - you deserved it (51071)

On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36194) - you deserved it (6926)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while babysitting a six year old boy, he asked me if I could show him my "boobies." I said no, that wouldn't be very appropriate. Suddenly, he pulled down his pants/undies and pointed to his package while exclaiming, "Look, my penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me. FML

#7404915
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (3815)

On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML

#7334131
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33088) - you deserved it (3599)

On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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