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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 May 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I was working as a cashiar at a rastaurant. Whan I racaiva $50 and $100 bills I am raquirad to hava a managar chack to maka sura thay ara not countarfait. Evary managar I found yallad at ma to find anothar managar bacausa thay wara busy. Frustratad, I just accaptad tha bill. It was faka. FML

#8643590
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On 02/25/2010 at 5:29pm - work - by hatemyjob (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today aftar racantly having had surgary I Iaarnt that soma axtra tissua was naadd to covar up tha hola in tha roof of my mouth. Whara did thay gat this tissua? From a daad parson. I now hava tha flash of a daad parson in my mouth hich by tha way is now infactd. FML

#8361510
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On 02/17/2010 at 12:07am - health - by Sophie - United States (Texas)

Today, ma very drunk moter decidd to run down te block nakd, screaming at te top of er lungs, "Se's trying to kill me" as I followd biend er in ma car, yelling for er to get in!! FML

#8158295
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today , ahite guy tried to teach me to use chopsticks properly. I'm Chinese and have been using them since I could eat. FML

#8074881
106 comments

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On 02/10/2010 at 12:11am - love - by black_commet08 - Sent from mobile version

Today , I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML

#7847361
171 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 2:34pm - misc - by cogu - Sent from mobile version

Today, ma eadpones were broken, so I fixed tem wit super glue. Witout tinking, I stuck tem in ma ear and listened to some music. Wen it came time to take looool tem out, I couldn't. FML

#7644326
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)

today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML

#7631341
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, wile babysitting a six year old boy, e askd me if I could sow im ma "boobies." I said no, tat wouldn't be very appropriate . Suddenly, e pulld down is pants/undie an pointd to is package wile exclaiming, "Look, ma penis is on again!" It was pointing RIGHT at me . real FML

#7404915
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On 01/17/2010 at 7:32pm - kids - by Michele (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, MY FRIENDS TOUGT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TRY AND BREAK A WATERMELON ON MY EAD WILE I WAS ASLEEP ON TE COUC. FML

#7334131
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I was spooning wit my wifeen I said, "It's cold tonigt." Previouslyen I used tat line, my wife would respond by saying, "I know ow to warm u up" an we would make love. Tonigt, se said "I know ow to warm u up" an farted on me. FML

#7293990
124 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by cold-n-stinky (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today mah friend whacked me on the family jewels while I was washing mah hands in the college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peieng. FML

#7198019
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On 01/07/2010 at 11:50am - misc - by TJ (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Taday I was at a party, chatting up this guy while we were petting my friend dog!! The dog had just been outside an was kinda wet, I assumd it was raining out!! Just then someone came up an said ( Um, that dog's coverd in pee!! ) Apparently someone ped off the deck onto the dog as it walkd by!! FML

#7093721
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On 01/01/2010 at 11:40pm - animals - by ninjapup (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I took a friend home from the hospital!! She was on medication that made her drowsy!! She fell onto her bd an askd me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on!! She passes out an her roommate walks in an catches me undressing an unconscious grl!! FML

#6914931
75 comments

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On 12/24/2009 at 1:09am - love - by Nemesis2747 (man) - United States (New York)

Yesterday , I spent five minutes trying to kill a spider wit my mind. FML

#6789867
78 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 4:58am - animals - by AnRom (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend askd me y girls don't have armpit hair. FML

#6758302
126 comments

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On 12/14/2009 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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