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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 July 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 2696
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my mother told me she was going out of town this weekend. I re-assured her that I would not throw a party. She replied "Oh, like you have enough friends to do that." FML

#98981
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42670) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by stinker (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I woke up happy because I'd met the man of my dreams at a bar. We had shared an amazing night together. I walked around my apartment, wondering where he'd went. Turns out, he was gone. So was my car. FML

#87157
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51562) - you deserved it (25771)

On 02/20/2009 at 10:38am - intimacy - by clueless2 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, they were handing out free razors in the mall. I went up to get my free sample, but the woman just smiled and said, "Sorry honey, they're sharp, and not for children." I'm 25. FML

#84898
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42329) - you deserved it (2440)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:17am - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, my tattoo artist boyfriend of five months gave me my first tattoo in celebration of my 18th birthday. It was supposed to be a heart with my name in script. He spelled my name wrong. FML

#70585
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54769) - you deserved it (15127)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:20pm - misc - by authentic (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80201) - you deserved it (24779)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

#14570
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25252) - you deserved it (4872)

On 02/08/2009 at 3:04am - misc - by N (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49046) - you deserved it (15155)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

#1040
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22564) - you deserved it (2561)

On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was in an online chatroom speaking to this girl that I really hit it off with. She then confided in me that she'd recently been dumped by her boyfriend and that he was a jerk. A little while later, we exchanged photos. It was my ex. FML

#321
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44732) - you deserved it (8296)

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