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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 July 1990 (25 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 9712
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ambisaurus : www.myspace.com/midnight_eyesxx

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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

ambisaurus's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought I saw a woodchuck far out in my yard. I wanted to take a cool picture of it so I slowly crept closer and closer to it. I spent half an hour sneaking up on a log. FML

by thelarkscaw / 06/14/2009 at 11:37pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy