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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
by dessy / 05/09/2016 at 5:37pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, some random guy decided to wake me up at 5.30am by yelling outside my window. I opened the window and told him to knock it off before going back to bed. It took a good 3 minutes of his laughter before I realised I was naked and he got a close up view of my breasts. FML
by Bawsack / 04/30/2016 at 5:00am / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/18/2016 at 10:43pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/28/2015 at 9:14am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML
by anon / 07/28/2015 at 1:02am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
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