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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 574
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About amberr_harperr : I love my family
I love my job
I enjoy FML
and I like to eat...

I'm kind of a big deal

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Visits<b>the_rude_dude</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 1:38am<b>stangluv</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 2:14pm<b>lolszilla</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 7:04pm<b>ImamSajid25</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 12:35am<b>greaterdane</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:21pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 12:11pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 7:53pm<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 11:17pm<b>alic1993</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 3:56pm<b>jsway8</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 2:08am<b>MiguelRojas</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 7:59pm<b>TheBigRichard</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 10:36pm<b>CVTTRVN</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:24am<b>Carmona04</b> - the 05/27/2015 at 11:18pm<b>trent_h</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 2:10pm<b>winterforever97</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 1:08pm<b>97mailo</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 11:53am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 9:47am

Fucked!<b>stangluv</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 8:14pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 6:10pm<b>marshm610</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 1:53am<b>chandler88</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 5:17am<b>Carmona04</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 5:18am<b>winterforever97</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 7:08pm<b>munzapoppa</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 8:13pm<b>TeasinDaNoobs</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:56pm<b>annihil8or</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 4:59pm<b>whereismyb4con</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 11:18am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 7:48pm<b>christofferkamal</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:27pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:11am<b>paravoz</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 8:15am<b>0XBlazeX0</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 4:57am<b>superwolf33</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:32am<b>Gillett</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:19am<b>sonshadsil94</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 2:18am

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amberr_harperr's favorite FMLs

Today, I noticed my ex was feeling down. We ended things on good terms and I've been wanting to start things up again, so I figured I'd bring him dinner to cheer him up and maybe hang out. Looks like he and his one night stand get to eat my home cooked food while I go home to Netflix. FML

Today, I met my biological parents for the first time, 29 years into my life. They turned out to be two of the most pathetic people I have ever met, and the meeting ended after they asked me to lend them money because I "literally owe them my life." FML

#21364287
160 comments

Today, I met an American guy at a bar. I felt flattered when he said, "You know what they say about Swedish girls, all so beautiful." After a pause, he filled in with, "What the fuck happened to you?" FML

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML

#21260355
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41501) - you deserved it (4356)

On 09/17/2014 at 11:14pm - love - by HappilyNeverAfter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

#21241836
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50645) - you deserved it (9211)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

#21233355
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52068) - you deserved it (21268)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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