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amberr_harperr

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 July 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 188
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About amberr_harperr : I love my family
I love my job
I enjoy FML
and I like to eat...

I'm kind of a big deal

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amberr_harperr's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused, I opened it. It contained a dildo and a bottle of lube. I didn't know my dad was watching over my shoulder until I heard him choke on his coffee and felt it splash over my neck. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44172) - you deserved it (7526)

On 08/20/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49036) - you deserved it (19354)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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