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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 December 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 908
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About amberdenise : Im a purty diverse person
I HAVE Philophobia (fear of falling in love, fear of being in love, love fear, love phobia).
I listen to all kinds of ... music mostly rap rock metal house
Im a smoker even tho its a nasty habit
I swear like a salior
I'm a big partyer
I love to drank i sware im not a drunk
I say hello to strangers
A BULLET WON'T HURT ME BUT MY GRANDMUMS TEARS WILL
"I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle... But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."Marilyn Monroe
Dream As If You"ll Will Live Forever Live As You'll Die Tomrrow

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

#381498
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I agree, your life sucks (155681) - you deserved it (21694)

On 03/16/2009 at 2:48pm - intimacy - by gfg (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, a girl-scout asked me to buy cookies, in front of Giant. She looked nice, so I bought 5 boxes from her. She took the money and went home with her mom. I opened the boxes when I got home and realized that the boxes just had rocks in them. I got scammed by a girl-scout. FML

#357552
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I agree, your life sucks (211778) - you deserved it (35133)

On 03/15/2009 at 9:14pm - money - by twit (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

#225762
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118686) - you deserved it (5619)

On 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm - health - by drakx88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was debating weed legalization in drug awareness. I was thoroughly unleashing arguments: how marijuana turns normal citizens into criminals, how the government spends billions to enforce drug laws, when I lost my train of thought. My teacher grinned saying, "My point exactly." FML



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