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Today, a cute guy in a bar came up to me, and we started chatting. I'm a natural blonde, and he commented on how nice my hair was. He then followed this up with, "Does the carpet match the curtains?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (4433)

On 08/15/2011 at 11:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)



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